Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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brandon ya twwat

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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