knock knock ... no one was in

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Yes.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

This sentence is false.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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