A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Cleveland winning something

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Your mom is fat

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One time I masturbated by myself

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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