Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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