- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

knock knock whose there? my penis.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.