What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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hi to the world fromthe world

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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