I've got a dig bick

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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