How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

This is not an anti joke.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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