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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Tell you something funny.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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