Woman's rights

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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vbh

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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hi

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I saw a poor man named rich

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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