- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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