Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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hi

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Yes.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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