A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

The Holocaust.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

This is not an anti joke.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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