why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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i like tits

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Snarf Nuggets

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Womens rights.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Men's Sports

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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