A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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