What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Trashcan!

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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