So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Tell you something funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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