- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

pickle juice?

What causes floods? Too much water.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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