- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

vbh

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

I never asked for this.

I've got a dig bick

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