- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Keep up the fun Nero!

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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