Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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vbh

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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