why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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want a balloon? yeah

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Anti Joke

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