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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Their, they're, there You're, your

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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