Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Kathy Griffin.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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your father died

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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