- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

milly, milly, milly, cat

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

religion.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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