Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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WNBA

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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