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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

religion.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

The Colts this year.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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