What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Snooki

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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whoa there

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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