whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

I am a n1gger.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

You are Nerochan right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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