Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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terry stockton is straight

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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