why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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