Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

general tso's broccoli

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What is 9 + 10? 21

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

hey guys what's up?

Wombat monkey juice.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

you just contradicted yourself.

mc hammers income.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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