this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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