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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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