- Anti Joke

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Three bars walk into a Jew.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision