SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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knock knock who's there police

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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You smell like shit

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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dead battery come on down

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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