knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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