- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Samantha

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

If life throws you melons... ouch