- Anti Joke

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

How many cows say moo? All of them

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.