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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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girls basketball

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Meow.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Chicken penis.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Anti Joke

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