- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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