- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Knock, Knock. Come In.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

whats long and green? weed

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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