- Anti Joke

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.