A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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