Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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