Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

i cant think of one.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

obama leadership

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Anti Joke

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