What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Gays

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Why did the book disappear?

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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I'm taken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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