Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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I'm taken

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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