- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

I said I hate niiggers

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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