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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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