Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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You have cancer

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Butt Sex.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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