What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

So a seal walks into a club..

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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