- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

whats long and green? weed

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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