- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

If life throws you melons... ouch

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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