A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

fack me!

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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