Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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