- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

I said I hate niiggers

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

I lost my tractor.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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