- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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