What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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