The WNBA.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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