- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Ju... Just why?

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

rebecca is a hard worker

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?