- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

My children are huge mistakes.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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