Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Badgers are cool

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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