What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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whats black? a black man

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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knock, knock come in

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Hi

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Anti Joke

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