What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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