- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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