- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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