the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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