The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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KKK

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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I lost my tractor.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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