When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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