What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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