Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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