You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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