- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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