- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

This is an anti-joke.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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