what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Women's rights

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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