- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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