Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Spotto

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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do you want to hear a joke?

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wood cant chuck wood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Samantha

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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