- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon