What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Civil Rights.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Oh no! My life is ruined!

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Womens rights.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

IU football

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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