- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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