Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Penis

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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