O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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women outside of the kitchen

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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I killed someone today. :D

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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ugh good riddance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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