- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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