- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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