Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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